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1950s lyrics: splishin and a-splashin, one time i was splishin and a-splashin. ooh, i was movin and a-groovin. yeah, i was splishin and a-splashin.
1960s lyrics: he hit me and it felt like a kiss. he hit me and i knew he loved me. if he didn't care for me, i could have never made him mad. but he hit me and i was glad.
1970s lyrics: my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling. my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling.
2012 lyrics: i'm pimpin where i'm winnin, thats just how i’m chillin. i'm smokin grits and sellin chickens, corvette painted lemons.
EVERY DECADE HAS BAD LYRICS NOW GET OVER YOURSELVES YOU INSUFFERABLE DOUCHEBAGS
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pregnantmermaid: like 90% of the ocean remains unexplored and you’re telling me mermaids don’t exist smh
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faith, trust, and... pixie dust?
august 25th seems much closer this side of the maine concerts. today wasn’t even a bad day. it was a good day, even. so why do i just feel lost. i don’t know if i can help it , or control it anymore. the fear and the worry, the nervousness and the terror just grew inside me until i could think of nothing else at all.  i don’t want to do this to myself. i don’t want to...
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when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said your status will be like going to a concert with friends!!!!!111 and said adult will be like hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy
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What if Kanye starts busting into hospital rooms when someone gives birth and yells “beyonce’s baby was better”
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WatchWatch
not-so-loony-lovegood: crispychocolate: Harry Potter in 99 Seconds. ALWAYS REBLOG best thing ever “I implore everyone to reblog this.”
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i have a massive urge to drop out of school, delete my facebook and twitter, throw my phone out the window and get on a train to somewhere random and just go on a massive adventure 
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My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
Sister: You kill him.
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